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slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:
……………….Um.
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I have such a huge headache right now. I’m running on four hours of sleep and double shot espresso. I feel like a zombie and I’m not a morning person. On another note, I was up playing a card game with friends. Which was hysterical because only one of us knew what we were doing. We’d play a card and be like “What did this do?” I was laughing too hard I was in tears. D: Want to play it againnnn.
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I believe that life begins at contraception.
I’m dying
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Game logic also says that the more skin you’re showing, the more likely you won’t take as much damage. Make all the sense! :D
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Game logic says something frozen in the air won’t fall down.
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Man what the fuck.
I can never unsee this now. :)
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What is God's message to you? →
“heaven or hell?” Erm..Message from God to Lars: “I know what you’ve been doing at night.”
Message from God to Mariana: “We’re shorthanded, would you like to work as an angel?”
YOU WISH, GOD. YOU WISH.
Message from God to Chokelate: “I-I’ve always liked you… please go out with me! ///”
…..Message from God to En Tze: “Release your full power!”
0_0 What power?! Is there some secret superpower that God gave me that I do not know of yet? :0Message from God to Luka: “At this rate you’re going to Hell.”
Wow no shit!Message from God to joji grey: “Sorry for creating you all weird.”
yeah. well. bout right.
Message from God to Coffin: “Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec.”
Message from God to Sarah: “Clean your room!”
BUT IT IS CLEAN
GOD I DON’T UNDERSTAND
“How about we do the Big Bang if you know what I mean?
LOLOL
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